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Apparently, twilight is ‘so popular’ because teenagers can relate to it.

Oh yeah, I remember that time when I was a vampire.

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I remember the time when my best friend was a werewolf.

I remember that time I had all the emotion of a wet kleenex.

I remember that time I had new vampire army after me.

I remember that time that my baby almost killed me from inside.

I remember that time I had to fly to Italy to stop my boyfriend from revealing his sparkling abs.

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