...eu e um(a) amigo(a) falamos sobre os boys que deram em cima da gente na balada de ontem.
Os que deram em cima dela:
Os que deram em cima de mim:
March 2013
1 post
February 2013
3 posts
April 2012
2 posts
June 2011
5 posts
Apparently, twilight is ‘so popular’ because teenagers can relate to it.
Oh yeah, I remember that time when I was a vampire.
I remember the time when my best friend was a werewolf.
I remember that time I had all the emotion of a wet kleenex.
I remember that time I had new vampire army after me.
I remember that time that my baby almost killed me from inside.
I remember that time I had to fly to Italy to stop my boyfriend from revealing his sparkling abs.
She Will Be Loved
Maroon 5
JUST REMEMBERING WHEN THE AWARD FOR BEST KISS WAS ACTUALLY GOOD
this makes me cry every single fuckin time i watch it
still can’t get over their break up :/ Best acceptance “speech” eveeer!!
May 2011
5 posts
Remember Chase from Zoey 101?
Then:
Now:
oh my god
OI GATA VC É LINDA ASSIM SEMPRE
ME ADD
GATODACAM_23CM@HOTMAIL.COM
JÁ ADD, GATO! ACEITA AÍ PRA GENTE BATER UM PAPO MAIS PROFUNDO!
April 2011
6 posts
YOU KNOW WHEN A MOVIE SERIES MARKED A GENERATION WHEN A POSTER HAS NO TITLE AND EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT MOVIE IT IS.
March 2011
5 posts
A primeira vez que tocamos no nosso idolo é inesquecivel.
OMG TÔW ME MORDENDO DE RIR AHUSHAUSHAUSHAUSHAUSHAUSH
RISOS ETERNOS DO GURIZINHO!
Boiei...
Que q é esse troço de unicórnios aqui no Tumblr?
Pensei que já tinha visto de tudo...
Tive que reblogar isso, kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Por favor, dê reblog se for BRASILEIRA(O)!
Quero saber quantos brazilians tem aqui. sempre me surpreendo. :O
February 2011
14 posts
ODIAVA quando eu era menor, fazia um desenho e vinha um professor mala e perguntava:
os seus personagens estão flutuando? por que você não desenhou um chão?
Por que o desenho é meu Porra, se eu quero o ser flutuando ele vai ficar flutuando!
super me identifiquei com isso hahahahah era exatamente assim. Exceto pela parte violenta.
Tickling and surprising your pet,
Expectations:
Reality:
If they don't put 'Not my daughter, you bitch!' in Deathly Hallows Pt. II, David Yates will not be forgiven.
Correction: David Yates’ body will never be found
This is how people fan themselves:
Rich People:
Poor people:
Idiots:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHA
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the problem Science has with God. He asked one of his new Christian students to stand.
- Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
- Student: Yes, sir.
- Professor: So, you believe in God?
- Student: Absolutely, sir.
- Professor: Is God good?
- Student: Sure.
- Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm?
- (Student was silent)
- Professor: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?
- Student: Yes.
- Professor: Is Satan good?
- Student: No.
- Professor: Where does Satan come from?
- Student: From.. God.
- Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
- Student: Yes.
- Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
- Student: Yes.
- Professor: So who created evil?
- (Student didn’t answer)
- Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
- Student: Yes, sir.
- Professor: So, who created them?
- (Student had no answer)
- Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
- Student: No, sir.
- Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
- Student: No, sir.
- Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
- Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
- Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
- Student: Yes.
- Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
- Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
- Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
- Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
- Professor: Yes.
- Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
- Professor: Yes.
- Student: No, sir, there isn’t.
- (The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
- Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
- (There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
- Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
- Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
- Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
- Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
- Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
- Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
- Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
- Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
- Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
- (The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
- Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
- (The class was in uproar)
- Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
- (The class broke out into laughter)
- Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
- (The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
- Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
- Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
- ----------------------------------------------------
- That student was Albert Einstein.
- Brilliant.
- Beautifully done.
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Cross out what you've done. →
graduated high school.
smoked a cigarette.kissed someone.(apart from family)
gotten so drunk you passed out.ridden every ride at an amusement park.collected something really stupid..gone fishingwatched four movies in one night.gone long periods of time with out sleep.lied to someone.
snorted cocaine.
failed a class.
dealt drugs.been in a car accident.
been in a tornado.
done hard drugs.
watched someone die.been to a funeral.burned yourself.
run a marathon.
cried yourself to sleep.spent over $200 in one day.flown on a plane.
cheated on someone.
been cheated on.
written a 10 page letter.gone snowboarding-Does sandboarding count?
been sailing.cut yourself.had a best friend.lost someone you loved.
shoplifted something.
been to jail.
dangerously close to being in jail.
had detention.skipped school.got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
stolen books from the library.
gone to a different country.
dropped out of school.
been in a mental hospital.
watched the “harry potter” movies.
had an online diary
fired a gun.
gambled in a casino.
had a yard sale
had a lemonade stand.
actually made money at the lemonade stand.been in a school play.
taken a lie detector test.
swam with dolphins.
gone to sea world.voted for someone on a reality tv show.written poetry.
read more than 20 books a year
gone to europe.loved someone you shouldn’t have.used a coloring book over age 12.had surgery.had stitches.taken a taxi.
seen the washington monument.had more than 5 im’s/online conversations going at once.
overdosed.
had a drug or alcohol problem.
been in a fist fight.suffered any form of abuse.
had a hamster.pet a wild animal.used a credit card.
gone surfing in california.done “spirit day” at school.
dyed your hair.
gotten a tattoo.
had something pierced.gotten straight a’sbeen on the honor roll.known someone with hiv or aids.taken pictures with a webcam.started a fire.
gotten caught having/going to a party while parents were gone
I’m boring. yeah.
Papo de jacaré
P.O. Box
Namoral, minha infância era muito boa…
UHU!!
January 2011
1 post
November 2010
5 posts
October 2010
3 posts
McFly
So I was watching HSM with my (six-year old) little sister..
when she asks “does Troy have a…*whispers* penis?”
hahahahahaha I love kids!!
